I'm sitting in Chalifoux's office, waiting for what he has
to tell me. For the time being, he's intently reading a newspaper.
Sometimes, I hear him grumbling and I'm beginning to feel time
is passing too slowly. Finally, he decides to speak.
"All right, everything's there... Raymond died in the Laurentians,
coming back from his cottage. Apparently driver error, but he'd
been driving for at least thirty years!"
Since he referred Sancerre by his first name, I imagine the man
was more than a distant acquaintance.
"You knew him?"
"Very well, which is why I would like you to find out more
about this accident."
"What do you have in mind exactly?"
"I would like to know what his death might mean for his
company, Zegma Technologies, and I would like you to go and nose
around."
"Isn't that more of a job for a detective?"
"More or less, which is why I want you to come back. Anyhow,
I would never have asked Alfred, he would fuck up everything,
he has as much subtlety as a rhinoceros! That he's got jaundice
is a good thing, all things considered. I'm spared looking for
a good excuse to give him."
"I understand... but I don't know if I would do better than
him."
"I still know you a little, Malacci, you shouldn't have
any problems. The people you're going to meet are no dummies
and you'll have to be tactful."
"But how far should I go with my nosing around?"
"As far as you can. If Robert's death was an accident, it
will only confirm what everybody thinks."
"I'll have a budget for this?"
"Yes, but bring your receipts."
"I ask Georgette for the money?"
She's been Chalifoux's secretary for years."
"No. Don't tell anyone here what you're going to be doing.
Here's something for your initial expenses."
He hands me a five hundred dollar cheque with my name on it.
"Of course, you will also be getting your regular salary."
"Who's going to replace me as photographer? I won't be able
to do both jobs at the same time."
"I had an arrangement with a freelancer when you went on
vacation. He provides us with what we need."
"Is it okay, what he does?"
"Not bad. But you're still the best!"
He pulls out a cigar and lights it. He seems satisfied. Me, I'm
not, not really.
"I find this odd."
"You have questions?"
"At least one. But I'll wait a little longer before asking
you."
He smiles.
"That's what being tactful means! I knew you were the one
I needed. But you don't need to know more for the time being.
Except that Raymond is to be buried tomorrow. You'll have to
attend the funeral mass, in Outremont."
Walking me to the door, he gives me the copy of La Presse
that he was perusing at the beginning of our little talk.
"Start with Painchaud's article on the accident. After that,
contact me if you learn something new."
Back home, I first take some antibiotics before reading the article.
The accident took place at night, on a dirt road. Something that
really seems stupid. The BMW hit a low concrete wall. Sancerre
wasn't wearing his seatbelt and he died on impact. The text mentions
there was fog that night and adds that an autopsy is to be performed.
Since I would really like to know the results, I call the morgue,
where I know somebody: Yves Dupire, a nice guy who failed his
medical exams twice.
"Hello, Yves, it's Malacci."
"Oh, how are you?
"Not too bad, except for some infection I caught in Guadeloupe."
"The clap?"
"No, urchins. It's really stupid."
"I never like to eat those creatures.
"I meant their stings."
"Oh. You're right, it's stupid!"
"It is. You know about Raymond Sancerre's autopsy, the one
who died in his car in the Laurentians?"
"Sure. I'm the one who assisted the M.E. who did it."
"May I know the results?"
"Why?"
"I've got to write about it and I would like to know if
Sancerre was drunk when he died."
"Oh. You know that legally I can't reveal the results of
an autopsy?"
"Yes, yes, but I just want to understand why Sancerre crashed
his car. In my opinion, alcohol is the only explanation."
"Hmmm, I know you, you'll end up learning what you want,
what with all your contacts!"
"Indeed."
He's wrong, but I may as well let him keep his illusions.
"We found nothing special, no alcohol, no cardiac problems,
no diabetes or anything else. In fact the guy died in good health!"
"That's what I wish for us. And the cause of death?"
"Rupture of the cervical vertebrae. He was driving too fast
and his belt wasn't fastened."
"Do you think it could be a suicide?"
"Possible, but it's the police who are charge of violent
deaths. Well, I have to go. I have an appointment... Say, it's
a woman."
"Nice body?"
"You would have liked her, no doubt. But half her face has
been smashed in and the rest is not much better."
Hanging up, I think that perhaps I know the woman they'd just
brought to the morgue, but quickly banish this thought to go
back to Sancerre's death. I'd hoped that the autopsy would have
revealed some health problem that would have caused the crash,
but no such luck. Of course, it would have put an end to Chalifoux's
request if I declared: "It's clear as day, so to speak:
Sancerre was as blind as a bat and he lost his glasses when he
made a wrong move. He panicked when his car went into a skid
and he crashed into the low wall. Q.E.D."
But I won't be able to solve this so easily. I like it better
this way anyway. For once, Chalifoux has given me a real investigation
and I have to measure up to it. Whether or not he likes the result,
he has to get his money's worth, since he wants to learn I don't
know what. Meanwhile, I'll go for some pizza in Little Italy.
There is a joyous atmosphere, with Italians celebrating their
favourite soccer team's victory in one of the European championships.
It bugs me that I can't drink, because of the antibiotics. It's
a pity, for a pizza without wine is like a woman without perfume.
It might taste good, but you expect better.
After lunch, and despite the small time difference between Montreal
and the Guadeloupe, I'm beginning to feel tired, especially since
I didn't sleep last night. Coming out of the restaurant, I decide
to get some information about Zegma and there is someone who
can enlighten me: Max. The guy was a hacker and loved to wreak
havoc on the Internet. One of his favourite traps was a nasty
warning: "Don't open a post with the subject ALOUETTE if
easy money doesn't interest you." But as soon as you tried
to find out what ALOUETTE was, a virus was activated; it was
only a trap for suckers and could damage the files of the inquisitive.
When I arrive at Max's apartment, it's as messy as usual, except
for a room crammed with electronic equipment. It smells like
pot - Max is a regular user. Short, with curly hair, he sniggers
as he offers me a seat. On the phone I told him what I was looking
for about Zegma, and I learned that he worked there once.
"So, you're interested in Zegma, Malacci?"
"I am, for the article I have to write about Sancerre. Tell
me a bit about him and why Zegma is quoted on the Stock Exchange."
"Not complicated: they got the best programmers! Sancerre
was some sort of genius. When he created Zegma, he attracted
many people because of his reputation. He was much talked about
at the time."
"But why did this firm become so important?"
"Wake up, Malacci! That's where they create the antiviruses
everybody is desperate to get. The National Institute Protection
Center is their biggest client. Sancerre always had a leg up
on guys like me. He could have been a super-hacker and crashed
the New York Stock Exchange!"
"Oh, okay. He hired you to do that?"
"No, I was supposed to encrypt his software to keep it from
being hacked. I worked two months at Zegma... before being fired
by Barnes."
"Why?"
"He caught me hacking some software in one of the company's
computers. He told me to get my things and get the hell out of
there."
"Tell me about this Barnes. What exactly does he do?"
"Public relations. Sancerre needed him to create the company.
He lent Sancerre ten or fifteen million dollars, with buildings
in Florida that he'd inherited from his father as collateral."
"What did he ask for in exchange?"
"Stock options, of course."
"So he's the majority stockholder now?"
"I dunno. Sancerre's wife, Dominique, must own tens of thousands
of stocks."
"You know her?"
"Only saw her once."
"How old is she?"
"Forty something. Black, a real looker, but it's normal
to have your tits redone, or anything else, when you got the
dough!"
"She's African?"
"No, I meant her hair is black."
"Ah. Do they have children?"
"No idea."
"And what does Barnes look like?"
"Tall guy, fit, fifty something, not much hair on the noggin.
I never understood why he sacked me."
"What are you doing these days?"
"I work for an Internet service provider, I'm a tech, take
care of clients' problems. Except for a couple women who invited
me in for quick fucks, it's not great. I'd rather work on my
new software program."
"What is it?"
"A program based on astrology. With the user's date of birth
and ascendant, my program will be able to tell what signs are
compatible with the user's, male or, especially, female!"
"You know something about astrology?"
"No need to! I've got enough imagination to compensate.
Like Confucius said: 'Joy is everywhere, you only have to extract
it'."
Five minutes later, I leave, after declining to take the reefer
he wanted us to share.
I kick about until the evening and treat myself to a smoked meat
sandwich at Schwartz's. Coming back home, I switch on the TV
and I stumble upon the Radio-Canada news. I never understood
why a television channel names itself "radio" and not
"TV" or anything else. TV69, The Bunghole, whatever!
The news is depressing: another terrorist attack with a plane
crash, more than two hundred casualties. As I am about to cut
short the anchor's prattling, he announces that Raymond Sancerre's
funeral will take place tomorrow in a church in Outremont, at
three pm. The deceased's eulogy follows: CEO of Zegma Technologies,
forty-nine years old. A picture of the man appears; to me, he
looks like one of those financial sharks that crop up more and
more often. Zegma might be worth more than a hundred million
dollars and the stocks are supposed to be selling like hotcakes.
Nothing should change, it is believed: David Barnes, the associate
CEO, is standing firmly at the helm. That Barnes guy will certainly
be present at the funeral. I'll be there too, as Chalifoux wishes...
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Alire & Robert Malacci
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